Friday, April 24, 2009

Awesome video!!!

Hey guys!!!

I have a video for you guys to watch...

For those of you who already watched it...

Never mind lah, watch again, fun what...

For those of you who haven't...

YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Oh, before I forget...

YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO FINISH LOADING BEFORE WATCHING IT!!!

Just click on the play button immediately followed by the pause button and wait for it to finish loading...

Then only watch it...

Trust me =]

Oh, if it's possible, try to put it to full screen and make sure you can hear the sound...

Ok ar!!!

MUST ar!!!

So, here's the video:

You guys should really watch the video before scrolling down and reading...

Trust me, it's a total spoiler...

So, go watch a youtube video or something while waiting for the video up there to load!!!

Or you can go do something else while waiting...

Trust me, it will be worth the wait...




For those of you who are too stubborn, never mind...

I'm prepared =P

So let me give you guys somethings to read about...

So, today, in school during Moral period, a few friends and I had a great time...

The teacher didn't come into class...

And Joanna and Susin just happened to come in to kacau us...

So I don't know what we were talking about, and suddenly we were talking about Joanna's idol - Wang Lee Hom...

Susin and I managed to get a help Joanna create her "Happily Ever After" fairytale...

In fact we gave it a name - "Cinderella 4 - The Asian Version - Joanna, Lee Hom, and the MacDonalds advertisement"

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Before that, Susin and I were kind of the creators of the whole fairytale, while our very first audience were, of course, Joanna, Shin Lei and Kit Teng. Oh, and Yin Ee off and on...

Oh, and we didn't mean any offence to anyone when we made this story, it was solely for our dear friend Joanna...

Ok, our "Cinderella 4" starts like this...

Joanna watches videos with Lee Hom in it, smiling and laughing because she sees Lee Hom.
Lee Hom pula, sneezes and knows that someone is thinking of him.
When Lee Hom comes to Malaysia (concert lah!!!) he feels warm because of the weather here.
He still sneezes though, because somebody is thinking about him...
When walking on the streets of KL, he sneezes a few times and many people walk pass him.
Suddenly he hears "JO" from somebody somewhere around him... and then an "ANN"... and finally a "NA"...
He puts the three things together and gets - JOANNA!!!
But he still isn't satisfied.
Joanna? Who's that? What's that? Where's she?
Suddenly...
"BA", he hears and turn around, looking for the source of the voice. Instead of finding the source of the voices, he hears a "TU". He continues looking here and there. And then a "PA" and a "HAT"...
He stops looking for the source of the voice and starts looking for something more important - this "Joanna" in "Batu Pahat".
He didn't get to see her face to face before the day of his concert.
His manager was shouting for him to hurry up and get himself together for the concert.
Unable to leave it at that, he gets hold of Joanna's address and sends her a VVIP concert ticket, where she would be able to sit right in front of the stadium.
When it was time for Lee Hom to do the closing song for the concert that night, he surprised all by dedicating the song to a very special someone, sitting somewhere in the crowd, or more specifically, sitting somewhere in the front row.
Joanna is speechless, she doesn't dare to move in case it isn't her and she makes a fool out of herself.
"Joanna, if you're out there, would you care to take my hand, come up to the stage and stand here right next to me while I sing this sone for you..."
Joanna nods her head, tears in her eyes as she takes Lee Hom's hands and goes up the stage.
After the concert, Lee Hom offers to fetch Joanna home to Batu Pahat... In his LIMO!!!
She, of course, agrees.
In Batu Pahat, all the sua ku, jakun, mere, little peasants stare at the super-stretched limo as it passes by.
When the limo passes a group of Joanna's friends, the window opens and Joanna's face is visible.
While Joanna's friends are jumping up and down, Joanna coolly just close the windows again.
Huh, hao lian already?!?!?!?!?!? Hmph!!!
mwahahahahahaha...
Anyway, when they reached Joanna's house, her parents are furious with her for not telling them where she went and for coming back so late.
She sees that they have been worried, and she stands there and allow her parents to express themselves to her. She feels guilty and sad when suddenly...
LEE HOM COMES OUT OF THE LIMO!!!!!!!!!!
He stands in front of Joanna, between her and her parents.
"None of it is her fault, it's all my fault. I was the one who asked her to go to KL, I was the one who is to blame for her coming home so late" he says with his head down.
Joanna is speechless - again...
Suddenly Lee Hom turns and face her.
"Joanna... I have never met anyone like you. You are really special. That's why I want to ask you something very important... Will you... erm... Marry me?"
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wait, that was us, the storytellers and the audience. Joanna had a different response)
"W...w...wha...what? Really? I... I..." what is wrong with Joanna's tongue?
She sees her parents overcome their moment of shock and shake their heads vigorously, mouthing "NO!!!" to her...
"erm..." she goes on like this
"NO!!!"
"erm... I... erm..."
"NO!!!"
"Lee Hom... I... wow... erm..."
"JOANNA, NO!!!!!!!!" her parents are really screaming now, trying to scream some sense into their once-sensible-and-smart daughter
"L... lee... Lee... erm... Hom..."
"JO!!! ANN!!! NA!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Lee Hom, YES!!!"
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Joanna's parents are angry and dissapointed.
Being the smart people they are, Lee Hom and Joanna decided to leave.
So, they went to...
BATU PAHAT'S 24-HOUR MACDONALDS!!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...
There, everyone sees Lee Hom and is excited.
It becomes a commercial for MacD...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Ok, this is where we decided that this is very "well-rounded"...

Think about it...

We start the story as Joanna is watching a commercial with Lee Hom...

And everything goes round and round until he is in a MacD commercial for everyone, including Joanna, to see...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Ok, so this is the fairytale we came up with for Joanna, whom Lee Hom would be crazy not to like =P

Joanna was a great sport about the whole story, which was really cool of her...

And guys, just remember that the story is just for fun =P

Joanna isn't actually like the character in the story... MUCH :P

She's a lot cooler and more temperate =]

Oh, and I'm aware that it's mushy, but aren't fairytales supposed to be mushy? (Please note that I used a very sweet, very princessy shade of pink for the fairytale)

mwahahahahahahahahahaha...

Eh, go check if the video is ready lah, and watch the video closely!!!

Mwahahahahahahahaha...

Hope you guys enjoyed the video...

I've had this video a for a long time now, thanks to my dear cousins...

I had to search for such a long time for this video on youtube!!!

One without the word "scary", or it would have given everything away!!!

I tried uploading mine, but it turned out laggy and therefore lousy...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Be honest and admit that you were at least a little surprised?!?!?!?!?

I showed this video to a few people at Mdm. Teng's tuition yesterday...

It was like this...

I showed the video to Shin Lei on Tuesday, and she really jumped...

So she wanted to make other people "suffer" too...

So she told me to show it to Wen Qi and Han Yun.

So at tuition, so ngam, I always go a bit early and yesterday, when I reached, Wen Qi and Han Yun were already there...

So I told them that I wanted to show them a video, but they had to watch it at different times, no together...

Wen Qi wanted to watch it first, so we went near the toilet (Don't ask me why the toilet =.=)

Outside the girls' toilet, there's a place where there are a lot of chairs stacked together, and there is where we were...

At first she asked me if it was a horror movie, and I said no... TRUTHFULLY!!! (I'd call it a scary advertisement =P)

So she started watching the video (I put the volume to maximum)

And at the you-know-where part, she screamed really loudly...

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

We were at a tuition centre!!!

Oh, and did I mention that she threw my phone as well?

Yup, she did...

She THREW my phone onto one of the stacks of chairs and ran away...

mwahahahahahahahaha...

I saw my phone fly out of her hands onto the chair, divide into two pieces (the phone body and the cover) and then I saw my phone (the body) slide down and fall to the ground!!!

I was laughing too hard to feel heartbroken...

wakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

In a matter of seconds, Wen Qi and I nearly collapsed with laughter and Han Yun was by our side...

She wanted to watch the movie...

Wen Qi told her that it was a really funny video, that's why we were laughing so hard...

So, OK...

She took my phone, faced the wall and watched the video...

I just stood there waiting for something to happen...

Then it did...

She let out a terrifying scream, threw the phone into my hands and ran...

She went into the toilet and locked herself in...

The three of us were laughing like maniacs when our next victim came...

At that time, Wen Qi had already went back into the tuition room and Han Yun was already out of the toilet...

Just then, Jing Le and Qian Min came and asked what we were laughing about and Han Yun said that we were laughing because of a video...

And then, get this, they wanted to watch it!!!

They asked me to let them watch it and I went, "erm.. ok..."

Han Yun kept telling them that it was really funny, that's why we kept laughing...

So they watched the video...

Then they said that they couldn't hear it and went into a dark, deserted room...

Han Yun and I were trying sooooo hard to control our laughter!!!

mwahahahahahahahaha...

We both just stood outside the door...

The next thing we witnessed was the two of them jumping out of the room backwards, clutching each other, and for the first time, holding my handphone...

wakakakakakakakakakaka...

The poor phone cover of mine, however, was left in the dark... Literally...

I had to rescue it from the room...

mwahahahahahahahaha...

The next two were Ern Yi and Anlynn, which weren't much fun...

I think they sort of expected it...

Especially coming from my phone =P

Next was E-Chuen, in the tuition room itself this time... (Anlynn also saw it there)

She had the coolest response of the non-cool response...

Make sense? Read the sentence again it you don't understand, because I really have no idea how to change it...

mwahahahahahahahaha...

Anyway, back to E-Chuen...

At that part, all that happened was that:
1. her hand moved downwards with my handphone (she didn't let go of it, thank goodness)
2. her eyes widened
3. her head and body sort of moved diagonally up backwards

wakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

I analysed it from right opposite her...

mwahahahahahahahahahaha...

Charmaine's response, however, was the weirdest response for the day...

E-Chuen took my phone to her for her to see the video, and when it started, Charmain just held the phone and stared at it...

Anlynn and I were about 3 columns of tables away from her, focusing on her only...

wakakakakakakakakaka...

She just stared and stared at the handphone screen without moving, and at one time, Anlynn was telling me that she thinks she was watching the wrong video...

Nothing happened even after the video finished...

Then as E-Chuen started walking back towards us with my phone, Charmaine started laughing a little...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

That was really interesting...

Charmaine, I think you study too much :P

Oh, and Jia Lin heard about this certain video that we all were talking about today in school, and wanted to see it...

So at tuition just now, I let her see it...

Actually, teacher already came into the class, and I wanted to keep my phone and show it to her later, but everyone kept insisting that she watched it then...

I was seriously overruled, so I passed the phone to her...

Everyone looked at teacher and tried to pretend that there wasn't someone watching a video and was expected to scream any second now...

Suddenly the scream from the video was heard...

Even with my eyes trained on teacher in front, I could see Jia Lin's motion from the side of my eyes...

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

SHE TOTALLY JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wakakakakakakakakakaka...

The whole bunch of us started laughing and tried hard as we could to control our laughter while teacher was talking...

hahahaha...

Hope you guys enjoyed the video!!!

Oh, thinking of Joanna's fairytale and MacD is making me hungry for my dinner!!!

Got to get food NOW!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

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