In Kiasu-land AGAIN...

Hello!!!

So as you guys may have guessed from the blog post...

Yup, I'm in Singapore AGAIN...

And double-yup, on a schooling-weekday...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

But, hey, don't get me wrong...

I'm a guai-kai ;-)

So I actually went to school today...

*Didn't ponteng!!!*

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

HEEEELLOOOO! I AM LINDSAY LOHAN!~ Achmed :D

Paiseh, that was my cousin Joyce...

And she was reffering to a video she watched on youtube...




mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Anyway, as I was saying...

I went to school today...

And mummy was supposed to pick me up from school at about 11.10...

So I was expecting and "... dan selamat sejahtera. Perhatian kepada Amanda Chong S...s...z...szs... erm... Amanda Chong dari 3 Utarid, sila datang ke pejabat dengan membawa beg anda sekali"

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

At about 11.15, there was a pengumuman...

But it didn't have anything to do with me...

There was another one some time after that, but it also didn't have anything to do with me...

Finally, at about 12, there was a "Selamat sejahtera kepada semua. Perhatian kepada Amanda Chong dari 3 Utarid, sila datang ke pejabat pentadbiran untuk menjumpa ibu anda. Diulangi, perhatian..."

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

After that I heard from mummy why it was so late...

Actually, she went to school much earlier...

After passing the letter to the school, she was told to meet the head-mistress...

So the waiting started...

After a long while, mummy finally sat down with the famous Pn. Remi bt Kardi...

And she had to answer loads and loads of questions...

For example, "When is the exam?", "Where did she take the exams last time?", "Why must she go to Singapore to learn?", "How often does she have to go?" and sooooooooooo many more...

Only after that did she allow mummy to bring me home...

Maybe they think that by doing this, students won't leave school early...

And I think they are clever in this way...

I mean, mummy and daddy probably won't want to bring me home from school early...

BUT...

They may be clever, but we are cleverer...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Daddy said that if really necessary, I'll just poenteng that whole day of school...

Easier for us also what...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

So, here I am in Singapore...

I had piano lesson today...

Which was good...

Especially since I haven't been for lessons since last year...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

And I have another lesson tomorrow =]

After dinner, daddy, mummy and niko went home...

Niko was supposed to stay here in Singapore with me...

But he really, really didn't want to...

So I also bo bian...

Stay here alone =(

Niko loh, so bad... Hmph!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

And tomorrow I'll ponteng school...

AGAIN...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

But considered very guai already lah...

At least I went to school today ok!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Oh, ya!!!

Almost forgot!!!

Just now when we were eating dinner...

We saw a man that looks a lot like my uncle...

And ah yee was trying to take photos of him...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

But really lah...

Their hairstyles are about the same...

Walk also same style...

Fashion sense also same...

Sitting pose also same...

The only difference is that the man we saw today is slightly thinner...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Ah yee was trying in vain to zoom in to get a good shot and stuff...

And niko went, "Actually lah, I can just go there and tell him that he looks like my uncle, then stand there and take a nice picture with him"

But they said no need lah...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

I think they paiseh...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

Soulja Boy - Crank Dat =.=

As some of you may know...

I can't live without cacat-ness =P

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

So with help from koko and niko, I heard this song...

The song itself is cacat, but with the music video...

FULAMAKATA!!!

Unbeatable!!!

Even the "Euro 2005" from my post on 28 November 2007 also lose lah =P

Go check it out if you haven't yet...

Ok, for today's one...

Get ready ar...

Because I won't want people falling out of their chairs =]

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Soulja Boy - Crank Dat


C-A-C-A-T

Am I right or am I right?!?!?!?!?

Of course I'm right lah =P

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

Happy Birthday DADDY!!!

As you guys know from yesterday's post...

I'm not a "jiak ba ge eng" (hokkien) person...

So I'll get straight to the point...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Daddy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

May God continue to bless you in everything you do!!!

Love you!!!





With love, you daughter =]

You ponteng school... AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?

Hi guys =]

As you might have guessed from the title of today's post...

I didn't go to schol today...

Hey, but I have a good excuse...

In fact, I have a MC...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

And I stayed home the whole morning...

ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZzzZZzzZzZz-ed all the way =)

So syiok right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

But after waking up, I had to practice piano...

Even though I wasn't feeling well...

I know, so sad right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

It was really hot today, making my headache worse...

Until it rained...

Heavily, if I may add =]

The rain was nice...

And after the rain, the whether was totally cool...

Nice...

Oh, ya...

I forgot to mention something...

While I was practicing piano, mummy, daddy and niko came home...

Mummy and daddy from work...

And niko from his driving test...

And guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

No surprise, he failed...

Not that his driving is lousy...

I've got to admit, his driving skills are quite geng (trust me, I'd know)

But he actually didn't pass because our family don't believe in rasuah-ing...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

After giving him a hug, niko told me that it's alright, and that he expected it...

He was driving, and suddenly, when they were in the middle of the road or something...

The examiner stepped on the brake that the examiner has on the passanger side of the car...

Niko, of course, noticed it...

And being really, really daring, asked...

Niko: Tuan, kenapa tuan tekan brake?
Examiner: (zha dao) erm... Saya ingat awak tak boleh brake.
Niko: Saya rasa saya boleh brake

How cacat can he be?

I mean, it was in the middle of nowhere, and he stepped on the brake, because he thought that niko couldn't???

Erm... Thousand apologies (Indian slang)...

But it really doesn't make any sense to me...

wakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Anyway, I asked niko how many time must he take before he can pass...

And he said that another chap that also didn't bribe...

Already sat for the same test for 7 times...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

My parents said that they will not send me to the same driving school next time...

Because of the bribery...

And also because my niko only had 1 lesson before the test...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Anyway, back to moi...

After eating some horrible cherry-flavoured medicine...

I went to tuition...

Maths tuition...

And of all things o happen when I'm not feeling very well...

There are a few people sitting on my usual seat but there are two empty seats there...

Ok, usually Charmaine seats beside me, followed by Celia beside her, and Nelly beside Celia...

And I was aware that Charmaine, Celia AND Nelly were all not there yet...

And there were only two empty seats there...

So how???

I was forced to seat at Charmaine's place...

Which made me feel really guilty...

And after a little while, Nelly came and sat next to me...

Leaving no more space for Charmaine and Celia...

Great way to make me feel guilty on top of not feeling well...

Celia came in after that and was asked to seat at the side of the room...

Where she could hardly see the board...

But at least Charmaine was able to squeeze in between Nelly and I...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Anyway, I just noticed something...

After school tomorrow, I have sports practice...

Until 4.30...

And right after that, I have to go for BM tuition...

Which starts at 4.30 as well...

After that, which is 6...

I'll have to rush staight for my violin lesson...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

However, I found out that Charmaine's schedule is not much better than mine...

It will be school, sports practice, tuition then piano lesson for her...

But at least her piano lesson starts at 7.20 or so...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Her lesson is at La Classic...

And my violin lesson in under La Classic...

But held at my teacher's house...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

Phew!!! A full day of activities!!!

Hello people!!!

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately...

I really just don't have the time to...

For example, today...

A Saturday...

And I had to go to school this morning...

To register for our co-curriculum activities and stuff...

So first we (the "English-speaking" ones) met up near the canteen...

Then everybody was called into the school hall...

Where we wasted our time...

Doing absolutely nothing important...

Like pretending to listen to what the teacher is saying...

Getting "pins and needles" all over our legs...

And stuff like that...

I know, so fun right?!?!?!?!?!?!?

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Anyway, after what seemed like forever, we could go for our recess...

I spent most of my recess with Joanna...

And since we had about half an hour...

I took out my BB stuff to polish...

Yup, I brought my BB belt, haversack and a bottle of Brasso to school...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

During the less-than-half-an-hour that I actually sat there with Joanna...

I managed to:
1. Finish eating my food...
2. Finish polishing my belt and haversack...
3. Answer more than enough questions about my polishing...
4. Answer a question "Do you, like, polish your things in school?!?!?"...

My answer to that question is just like the typical me- dripping with sarcasm...

"Erm... No?!?!?!? I never polish anything in school" (Lifting my belt that I was polishing slightly)

It's really weird that people ask this type of questions...

For example, two people are standing face to face, and one ask another, "Eh, you are here ar?!?!?"

I mean, hello lah, but the person is right in front of you lah!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Ok, anyway, after recess, we registered for our clubs and others...

At 12 noon, we were allowed to go home...

Daddy, mummy, niko and I went to makan...

And by the time we reached home, it was 12.54...

And I had something on at 1...

So I rushed up to my room, grabbed my handphone...

And wasn't totally surprised that there were 5 missed calls and 1 unread sms...

All from the same person- Jie Jie Ee Hsin...

Ok, I should probably explain now...

All of our YF committee members and advisers are in groups, where we have to do something like a devotion once a week...

And mine was today, together with Jie Jie Ee Xin and Joanna...

Anyway, the sms said that she would pick me up from my house at 12.40...

Oh, NO!!!

I called Jie Jie Ee Hsin, and she said that she gave up waiting at my house and went to fetch Joanna first...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Anyway, Jie Jie Ee Hsin came to fetch me again after that...

I wore my BB uniform, without my boots, which I hadn't polished...

So, "Niko... Please?!?!?!?!?!?"

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Sometimes it's nice to have a brother around...

After that I left...

And we went to KFC...

To do our devotion...

It isn't an ideal place, with small kids screaming their heads off for fun and their mommies screaming their heads off at the children...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

After our devotion...

Jie Jie Ee Hsin brought me straight to church for BB...

BB was fine...

Not bad...

We (the seniors) discussed for our recruitment in High School Batu Pahat...

Oh, ya...

I didn't mention that our company is going into schools...

High School's pengetua said OK, and SMKA is sort of halfway there...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

My drill time was spent teaching the cute Anchors (6-9 yrs old members)...

There was, however, this 5 years old budak kecil that was there...

Being cute is one thing lah...

Don't want to listen is another thing loh...

For example, there was a slope...

And I yelled and yelled to them not to run...

And guess what happened...

He ran, and most importantly, he fell...

Ouch!!!

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

It was only at night that I could rest...

A little...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

Arghhhh!!! How's school? L-O-U-S-Y!!!

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately...

Because of school loh...

And even more because of this year's PMR!!!

A lot of people told me "PMR ar? Kacang one lah!!!", "PMR? Aiyo, close one eye also can do one lah!!!", "sap sap suey lah, PMR!!!" and many other similar responses...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Of course, all those responses came from people who already finished their PMR...

Mostly with straight As, if I may add...

Actually, I really think that my trips to Singapore have rubbed a bit of kiasu-ness onto me...

Oops, sorry, no offence =P

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

But then again, it's not like I want to do all the preparations and stuff for PMR...

The school makes us do those stuff...

Anyway, back to today...

School was fine today...

UNTIL...

Something tragic happened...

It was right after our second recess...

And we were supposed to go to one of the Science labs for our Science lesson with Pn. Siti Hawa...

As Husna and I walked towards the lab (we were about 2 minutes late)...

We were suprised that the class was so quiet...

I mean, our class has a reputation for bing super-duper noisy, being heard from about 2 blocks away from where we are =P

Anyway, as we walked into the lab...

We were really surprised...

I mean, NO WONDER the class was so quiet!!!

The lab was half-empty...

And Pn. Siti Hawa wasn't exactly smiling...

Husna and I greeted the teacher and went to our seats...

At about 1.40 p.m. (our recess is until 1.20)...

We were still sitting there, staring at each other...

Husna and I joining the ultra-quiet class for a change...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Suddenly, we heard laughter and talking from outside...

A group of angels stepped into the class...

Light was shining from them...

Wait, sorry...

What I actually mean is that a group of Malays, in their school uniforms (mostly white in colour) stepped into the class...

And the sun was shining behind them XD

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Anyway, as soon as they saw Pn. Siti Hawa, they all went quiet...

All of them just stood at the door of the Science lab, looking at teacher...

After questioning for some time, teacher finally took her eyes off those late-comers...

We could practically those classmates of mine that came late sighing with relief...

But it was just too soon...

Just then, a really tragic thing happened...

Pn. Siti Hawa opened her mouth...

And guess what happened...

She...

She... she...

She said something before...




AAHHHHH!!!!!! NO!!! I CAN'T SAY IT!!! It brings me too much pain!!!

She said, "Pada hari Khamis hadapan..."

And then...

She...

I'm sorry, there's too much emotion...

But for all of your sakes...

I'll try my best to continue...

She...

She continued speaking...

I have to warn you guys now...

Before it is too late...

If you guys get nightmares easily, then please don't continue reading...

Just stop now...




Ok, for those "strong" people...

Continuing from what Pn. Siti Hawa said...

She said...

She continued with...

She just went ahead and said...

She actually told us, "...kamu semua mesti lewat balik!!! Pukul empat baru boleh balik!!!"

A sentence like that was enough for us to start crying...

But we were strong...

We held all our tears inside...

We fought every single drop tears...

For those who didn't get what that meant...

It means that my whole class will have to go home late next Thursday!!!

Isn't that tragic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha...

And the worst thing is I have Maths tuition right after school...

Even with our usual 2.40, I have to rush there right after school...

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Oh, and my maid is coming back to BP tomorrow!!!

And it's her birthday today...

So...

KAKAK, SELAMAT HARI JADI!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!

Update with random pictures =]

Yum!!! Who says dogs can't eat lollipops?!?!?!?

You want some???

Let me think- should I share just a little bit with you?!?!?!?

Watcha lookin' at? I'm not sharing, so go away!!!

Hey, sorry I haven't been blogging much lately...

The CPU cacat...

So we had to send it for repair =]

Anyway, since it has been quite some time since I last blogged...

And I have quite a lot of photos...

I'll just put this post as an update lah...

With photos taken a few days back...

Oh, ya...

The photos on top are of my dog...

She is a pure-breed Shih Tzu named Taffy, a.k.a. Taff-Taff =]

(I know she looks weird in the last photo, but who cares?!?!?!?)

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

Ok, so my church's YF (Youth Fellowship) had something like a thanksgiving party...

Pot Luck dinner followed by a barbeque...

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

We also reflected back on the year 2007 and everything...

YF members sitting down watching the video that
Koko Sern Wang, our full-time youth worker made

Makan!!! Jiak jiak jiak (hokkien)!!!

More food!!! Jessie waving at the back =)

l-r: Teow Kee, Niko, Jim, Serene, Ming Tat, Evelyn (Jessie on top)

Our youth worker, Koko Sern Wang

Joshua, our new Vice-President, getting a rest after asking us to do something

Among all the YF-ers, the most seen face is Jessie's. This is Jessie with Niko

Jessie and Matthew Goh

Jessie and Jim. She herself this picture and edited it. Tsk, tsk, tsk =P

We had station games too. Our first stop, a game played using our smelly feet =]

Everybody had to pass rubber bands to the group member beside him or her
using the toothpick held by our legs.

We held on to each other for support.
Whichever group that passed the most rubber bands to the back would win

My group won, so the other group had to duck-walk all around the roundabout.
Poor things, Jayn's thighs were sore for the rest of the night =)

After that was human tic-tac-toe by Derrick

Ouch!!! That had got to hurt!!! May June rushed to much
and ended up on the floor instead of the targeted chair

The other group lost again, and their punishment was to sing the Barney song with actions.
Niko helped out with the actions

The next game by Evelyn. She got YF-ers on weird-weird positions

Listening attentively to our next game master, Cho Jia Jun

A scissors-paper-stone match among the group leaders determined that our opposition team was to go first. Our group chose Jonathan to be blind-folded. And as you can see in the picture, it didn't go too well =]

We chose a new girl for our team. We shouted directions for her to
avoid all the bricks in the way without getting out of the lines at the sides.
Of course, she still stepped on the very first brick there =P

Our second try went slightly better. At least we went further than the other group. It was here that I kept shouting, "Lift up your left leg and catwalk one step!!!" But she didn't do it, so we kaput there, but we still won =] Jia Jun had a ear-ache after that though =.=

The game my group didn't get to play. We didn't have the time to =(

After an official closing, we just played around. SPARKLERS!!! haha

May June (July August XD) with her sparkler

Niko and Matthew Goh

Washing the BBQ pit (without skill) ;-)

See what I meant by "without skill"?!?!?!?!? mwahahaha

front-back: Caroline, Christine, her boyfriend, Niko

Typical JKR system: Satu orang buat kerja, yang lain buat kecoh =.=

Stuff everything into Melvin's car boot!!!

Wah, both blue!!! Matthew Goh and Kai Ling jie

Even more blues =]

Wow, Coke really is addictive =.=

Niko juggling two packets of keropoks. He looks so weird =P

More pictures at http://www.wretch.cc/album/album.php?id=szirpey&book=16

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!