Happy Birthday, Symeon!!!

2day is Symeon's birthday...

in case anybody dunno who he is...

he is a doctor...

now in Alor Setar...

was actually from Penang...

he was in da Batu Pahat IMU...

n he always came for our BB parades...

so dat is how i noe him loh...

so...

Happy birthday, Symeon!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

anyway...

school was biasa just now...

oh, ya...

actually...

not really special lah...

just normal only...

coz everybody oso noe dat i very guai one...

never do bad things one...

very quiet...

very hardworking...

ehem...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

anyway...

i did something in school 2day...

and all those things i wrote on top there...

has nothing 2 do with it...

OK lah...

maybe got A BIT 2 do with it...

watever lah...

anyway... (how many "anyway"s did i use alr... wakaka)

i made water come out from my nose...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

as in...

plain water...

not mucus...

wakakakakakakakakakakaka...

some came out from my mouth oso...

oh, ya!!!

those TRUE things (mwahahahaha) i said about myself earlier shows that i din do this on purpose...

well...

some ppl in my class have been "teaching" some Malays some words...

but all wrong one...

they said dat "lao gao"...

which is supposed 2 be "monkey" in Hokkien...

means "cute"...

then "gui bu"...

"hen" in Hokkien...

means "funny"...

i was like what the *toot*?!?!?!?!

and these are only 2 tiny examples...

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

so we were in da class...

and a few of them started 2 talk 2 a classmate...

Atikah...

i'll type out da conversation...

easier that way...

it went something like this:

Chinese: Atikah, kamu lao gao kan?
Atikah : ya, memang... memang saya lao gao...
Chinese: then Fiona leh?
Atikah : sikit lah...
Chinese: Jia Lin?
Atikah : Ok lah... sikit lah...
Chinese:Michelle leh?
Atikah : tak lao gao langsung... Ok lah, jangan marah ya... Ok lah... siiiiikiiiiiit lah...

after a while...

they went on to da "gui bu" part...

Chinese: Atikah, siapa gui bu?
Atikah : oh, oh, oh, saya gui bu...
(dey alr started laughing)
Chinese: lagi siapa gui bu? Jia Lin?
Atikah : Ok lah... saya lebih gui bu...
(at this time, I made da worst choice inmy life... and that is... DRINKING WATER!!!)
Fiona : yakah? tapi saya rasa Amanda lebih gui bu leh...

my goodness...

da water in my mouth immediately flew out...

towards da tables in front of me...

just a bit lah...

but then i turned my head...

and it was soooooooooo difficult 2 swallow while laughing...

so even more water went out...

then suddenly...

i oso dunno wat happened...

my throat started 2 hurt...

and so did my nose...

i swallowed as much water as i could da rest of da water in my mouth...

all i could...

which wasn't a lot...

seeing that most of da water was alr on da floor...

then i ran towards da back of da classroom...

(i dun think der was a teacher in da room... if got oso those dun bother type)

by that time...

water was alr coming out of my nose...

and i dunno how...

dunno why...

but...

SAKIT MAN!!!

mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

good thing i had tissues with me...

i even had tears rolling out...

not becoz of da pain...

either from laughter...

or from totally nothing at all...

i dunno lah...

but doesn't it seem logical that when water comes out from my mouth and my nose...

it comes out from my eyes too???

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

I NEVER wanna repeat that experience again!!!

wakakakakakakakaka...

sakit like *tooooooooooooooot*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe...

all of us them still laughing when i got back 2 my sit...

even Atikah...

who was laughing oni becoz we were...

poor her...

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...





Buh-bye, people!!!